Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Adventures of Chance and Mindee: Battle Strategy

Twenty years before Cassandra Arakia fell to Azeroth with the six crystals of Durnamis.

Mindee peaked outside from behind the gate. At the arena level, the Gurubashi Arena looked huge. People of all races were sitting on the benches, awaiting the next arena match that was going to happen. Mindee jumped and stretched her arms slightly, she was scheduled to do a double battle with Chance versus an orc and an ogre and she was up next, right after they cleared the dead bodies from the last match. Mindee then glanced at the arena floor, checking out the remains of what was two goblins, bloody and beaten to a pulp. One's arm was even chopped off.

She'd continue to look up at the audience until she got a poke on her back. She turned her head, it was indeed Chance. "Uh.. so Mindee, I think we should think up a strategy for this fight y'know. We don't want to end up like those two. They look like busted up pinatas." Chance laughed, gesturing to the corpses that the workmen picked up.

Mindee shrugged "I figured we'd do the same stuff we usually do. We've been undefeated this entire season, besides even if we do lose, we aren't doing a death match. We'll just get sent to the medical ward." Mindee continues to do her stretching, but turns her body to look at Chance.

"Yeah yeah.. but.. did you see that ogre? He's huge! And his ass smells like our uncle after he's fucked a prostitute! It's disgusting." Chance was waving his arms around dramatically, as if the ogre's smell was that huge of a problem. Mindee thought for a moment.

"Well let's see, the ogre is very large and powerful.. but that only means that he's slow as you when you take a shower and masturbate at the same time." Mindee let's out a laugh as she grips the bars of the gate. Chance would growl.

"Hey! I do not masturbate while I shower." Mindee continues to laugh "Then why do you keep moaning and saying Mangolina Jolie's name over and over again everytime you're in there?" Chance sighs "Shut up Mindee... we need to focus here." Mindee nodded "Right.. focus. So the orc, is just your ordinary orc warrior, just sneak up from behind him and stab him in the back with your daggers. You have slowing poisioning on your daggers right?" Chance would nod "Yep.. always do."

"And don't worry about the giant ogre, I'll be able to take him with my speed." A human would then walk up to them, he was wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and blue pants that looked like a pirate's.

"You got two minutes, get ready." Mindee and Chance would nod at the man before he walked back to his position. Chance would then stealth as he crouched next to Mindee "Remember, use your shield, wield that axe and kick some ass." Mindee smirked "Same goes for you too." and then the announcer started to speak through a booming mic that sounded throughout the whole arena.

"Thank you! Thank you! And welcome to the Gurubashi Arena for our second match of the night! To the left is Gurtuk and Morogg, and to the right is our undefeated sibling duo, Mindee and Chance!" 

The gates then opened, Chance would sigh "God damnit.. it's Chance and Mindee! I'm the older one!"
Mindee would grin as the two entered the arena, prepared to fight.