Friday, April 12, 2019

Extra Moments [Joke Fic]

Inspiration: Guy I'd Kinda Be Into

The performers gathered for practice for the show that Sarah Hadley had organized. Most had been getting along when Taeon, one of the singers for Phoenixfire Productions had pulled the traveling bard, Levv aside.

"I see you getting along with Julia. I'm gonna help you catch her eye. Got it?" The man smirked, leaving the bard confused.

"Ok.. I'm not sure how that will work?" Levv tilted his head to the left.

"She's over in the practice stage. Go talk to her." Taeon pat his head then vanished in an over the top rainbow cloud of smoke.

Julianna waved at Levv and the two sat down as she took a drink. The quiet was uncomfortable when Levv felt a presence near by, but before he could comment Julia began speaking.

[JULIANNA:]
Say there's this person you pass in the hall every day
You've known him since seventh day
You're used to thinking about him in a certain way
From the persona that he displayed

Then something changes, and he changes

From a guy that you'd never be into
Into a guy that you'd kinda be into
From a guy that I'd never be into
Into a guy that I'd kinda be into

Is he worth it?
Levvy?
Is he?

[LEVV:]
Is she talking about me?

[TAEON:]
Of course she is. I've been activating your pheromones. Keep it up

[JULIANNA:]
Say there's this person that you never knew that well

[ENSEMBLE:]
She is totally into you

[JULIANNA:]
You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can tell
He's gone from a

[JULIANNA & ENSEMBLE:]
Guy that you'd never be into
Into a guy that you'd kinda be into
From a guy that I'd never be into
Into a guy that I'd kinda be into

[JULIANNA:]
Is he worth it?
Levvy?

[TAEON& LEVV:]
Absolutely

[JULIANNA:]
I don't always relate to other people my age
Except when I'm on the stage
And there are so many changes that I'm going through
And why am I telling this to you?
Guess there's a part of me that wants to

I guess a part of me wants, who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to talk to you
I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to sit with you
I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to hang with you
I guess a part of me

Back to play rehearsal
I know that it's weird but it's totally true

The guy that I'd kinda be into

[LEVV:]
The guy that you'd kind of be into

[JULIANNA:]
Yeah that

[LEVV & JULIANNA:]
Guy that I'd kinda be into

[JULIANNA:]
Is...
Joe.

The two boys just stared as they slowly pieced together who Joe was... Then it struck...

"The human guard that follows Hadley around?!" Levv's jaw dropped.

"Shh!" Julia covers his mouth.

Levv glanced at Taeon who just vanishes again from sight, the only thing he caught was the guys face turning red.

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