Songs about Characters - Round Four: Celthin

In the dark of the night
I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be
It scared me out of my wits
A corpse rising by fists
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was seen!
I was once the most trivial man in all Stormwind
When the keepers betrayed me, They made a mistake!
My spell made each of them pay!
But one woman got in the way!
Little Nao beware!
Celthin's aware!
In the dark of the night
Evil will stop her!
In the dark of the night
Just with the Dawn!
Revenge will be sweet!
When the runes are complete!
In the Dark of the night
They'll be GONE!
I could feel that my powers are slowly expanding
Tie my sash and a dash of Wolfbane for that smell
As the pieces fall into place
I'll see them crawl into graves!
Troslvynai, Naomis
Fairwell!
In the dark of the night
Terror will strike him (Terror's the least I could do!)
In the dark of the night
Evil is true
Soon he will feel
That his nightmares are real!
In the dark of the night
They'll be through!
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her! (Find her!)
In the dark of the night
Terror comes to~~~ (Doom her!)
My sir, Here's a sign
It's the end of the line
In the Dark of the night
In the Dark of the night
Come my servants
Defend your master
Let your evil shine (In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night!)
Guard her now,
Yes, fly ever faster!
In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night

She'll be mine!

Songs about Characters - Round Three: Elsa

Elsa?
Do you want to go run Sunwell?
Come on, Let's go and kill.
I never raid anymore,
and there's a port,
It's like you'd wanna play
We used to be best raiders,
But now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to go to Sunwell?
It doesn't have to be Sunwell. (Do Not Disturb)
Okay Bye...

Do you want to go run Sunwell?
Or Ride our hog around Stormwind?
I think some Roleplay is overdue,
I've started talking to,
The Newbies of the Pub! (Hang on Rosa)
It gets a little boring,
All these sucky groups
Just wiping at all the mobs! (Swish stab, swish stab, swish stab.)

<Enters Vent> Elsa?
Please... I know you're in here.
People are asking where you've been.
They say "Just boot her."
But I'm lying too,
I'm right on here for you
Just tell me when?
We always knew each other
It's just 2v2
What are you gonna do?
Do you want to go run Sunwell? <Log off sound>

Songs about Characters - Round Two: Sheik and Rima!

For the first time in forever (reprise)- Sheik or Rima

(Sheik)
Please don't shut me out again
Please don't throw the sword
You don't have to keep your secrets anymore
'Cause for the last time in forever,
I've finally understood
For the last time in forever,
We can save this bleeding land
We can head down this pathway together,
You don't have to work in fear
Cause for the first time in forever,
I will be right here.

(Rima)
Sheik, just go back home,
Your life awaits,
Go enjoy your son,
and show up late.

(Sheik)
Yeah but...

(Rima)
I know you mean well,
But leave me be,
No, I'm at home
I'm alone and free
Just stay away
And you'll be saved from me.

(Sheik)
Actually we're not.

(Rima)
What do you mean we're not?

(Sheik)
I get the feeling you don't know

(Rima)
What do I not know?

(Sheik)
Avalon is in deep, deep, deep..
Snow..

(Rima)
Snow?

(Sheik)
You've kinda pissed off Alex
Netherwear...

(Rima)
Netherwear?

(Sheik)
It's okay,
You can just apologize.

(Rima)
No I can't!
I-I can't right now..

(Sheik)                                                       (Rima)
Sure you can,                                              Oh, I'm such a fool,
I know you can,                                           I can't be free!
Cause for the last time in forever,              
You don't have to be the same,                    No escape from the death
                                                                   Around me

We can face this fight together                       I can't control Moros!
We'll reverse the death you've made              (oooh) Sheik I'm afraid you'll only make it worse!
Don't panic                                                    They're so unclear!
We'll make your life alright                              You're not right here!
We can face this thing together,                       Oooohh...
We can change the fates forever,                    Aahh...
We can take this dragon cellar                        Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
And everything will be alright                           IIIII CAN'T!!!!

Songs about Characters - Round One : Alex!

Let it go Parody - Alex style

The Moon glows white on the Mountain tonight
Not a cultist to be seen
A city of isolation, and it looks right
On the seen
The wind is howling
Like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep her in,
Goldrin knows I've tried
Don't let them live,
Don't let them scream,
Be the good wolf you always have to be
Reveal, don't seal.
Don't let them show
Well now they know
Let 'em go
Let 'em go
Can't force us back anymore
Let 'em go
Let 'em go
Turn away and face the floor
I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the gore rage on
The blood never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some killing
Makes everything feel right
And the fear that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all
It's time to see what they can do,
To test the limits and break through
No Right, No Wrong, No rules for me
I'm free
Let 'em go
Let 'em go
I am one with the wolf inside
Let 'em go
Let 'em go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand,
And here I'll stay
Let the gore rage on!
The wind is howling in through the air and in the ground
My soul is spiraling in wave-like fractals all around
My one thought crystalizes like I'm flying fast
I'm never going back
The Past is in the Past
Let 'em go
Let 'em go
When I rise like the eye of storms
Let 'em go
Let 'em go
That simple girl is gone
Here I stand, In the light of time
Let the gore rage on!
The blood never bothered me anyway

DM Adventures. THREE SEVENS?!

Let It Go

The air was cold like the freshly fallen snow. The wars had been taxing both mentally and physically. Sheikaris and Alex lead the groups to meet the enemies daily, but one day Rima vanished. Even with the power of the crystals combined, they could not find her, or rather, she did not want to be found.

Breathing raggedly as she scaled the snowy slopes of Storm Peaks, Rima's fingers were turning dark blue from the bruising and frostbite. Barely finding a perch to pull herself up onto, dropped her bag of supplies on the cliff face, shivering against the howling wind.
Moros came to her, speaking quietly, "You can't keep this up, you'll freeze! Then what use will you be to me?"
"Can it." She makes a small fire, huddling for the time being.
"This is ridiculous, Rima." Moros scolds.
She moves to check her water canister, hearing the icy sloshing of half frozen liquid, she takes the cap off to take a swig before putting it away. As she holds a hand up over her eyes, she peers at the horizon, frowning when she saw the dragon-flyers coming in on her position.
"Shit we gotta move." Rima grabs her things, stamping out the fire hurriedly.
She gasps as one of them throws their blade, getting a clean cut on her leg and causing her to fall. Carefully hovering around the cliff, the flyers roar.
"You know what to do." Moros says as the wound heals on its own and Rima stands.
She grips her blades, only to be stopped by one of the dragons clawing the cliff, causing it to begin cracking and crumbling.
"Oh you son of a-" She feels the rocks slip from out from under her and cause her to go sailing through the air.
As she tries to maneuver herself through the air, she barely dodges the blades being thrown past her and the flames of the damned dragons.
Hearing Moros in her head, "Let me take control. Let the crystal course through you. Let it go."
Rima closes her eyes tightly, feeling the sparking in her blood that caused her so much pain previously. Her eyes snap open, bright red, as the frozen ocean and the sharp rocks comes into sight, cracking with sick sounds of breaking bones and appearing in a splatter of blood were wings of bone and muscle sinew. Spreading them quickly as her elbows pop and blades from bones appear on her upper arms, tearing through the fabric of her suit, she manages to yank herself upwards into the air. She meets the elevation that the dragon-riders were hovering at, she latches onto one of the dragons as her hands glow black, causing the dragon's life to perish and send it plummeting before hopping to the next. Rinse and Repeat.
She allows Moros to take control as she remains in the air. Moros moves her to just outside Bouldercrag's Refuge. She lands in the powdery snow as her body begins returning her skeletal structure and muscles back into place, sealing the wounds but leaving the scars and tears in her clothes. She feels her vision blur as she saw a familiar metal figure running towards her.
"Rima!"

The Squichi Files: How New Avalon's Forge Was (Really) Decimated

Squichi Mechablade cleared her throat and stood, shuffling to the front of the circle as it became her turn to share a story with the group, consisting of Lucinda, Alexxia, Sheikaris, Vera, Wispers, and a few others. The Gargantuan Incendiary Retribution bot, GIR, clanked along behind her, his torso rotating suddenly to light up the bushes behind them at a menacing sound that could only be a ninja assassin threatening the life of his programmed object of defense, his massive machine-gun arms firing round after round at the ferocious fiend! ...A squirrel squeaked its last breath, keeling over onto the grass. GIR turned back around, satisfied that the threat was gone as his barrels smoked with pride. His job... never done.

Squichi barely seemed to notice the horrified stares of the rest of the people, or the gunfire... it was almost like it happened too regularly to pay attention to anymore. She brushed herself up, readying her tale.

"Well! my story begins with a gnome in a workshop. Please keep in mind that this character is NOT to be confused with yours truly, the one and only, majorly mighty, ginormously genius Squichi Mechablade!"

"She shared this shop with her counterpart and fellow master of engineering, though this one, a draenei, specialized in gnomish engineering, while the gnome specialized in goblin engineering! ...Go figure."

"...Again, the draenei is NOT to be confused with the ever-wonderful... if a bit addled... Miss Jadearra of Echoes of Virtue!"

Already, she saw a few looks turn from pleasantly confused to suspicious. She continued on, regardless:

"Anyway, one day, the gnome and her trusty battle-bot came across a washed-up lump of metal in the sand of the beach off of New Avalon while working tirelessly on the gyrocopter waiters that were once requested of her!"

"The battle-bot went on the alert, though the gnome - ever curious and explorative! - went to have a closer look. Digging the large thing out of the ground, she found it to be an unused seaforium bomb! She looked it over, fascinated as to how the thing had survived the ocean and corrosion."

"She strapped it to her ever-bumbling-but-faithful mechawyvern, who flew it - with great strain to his poor engines! - back to the workshop. The gnome set the bomb in the forge building, away from the tent where her mechs and gyros were, like a smart gnome, to prepare to disarm and cut the thing open, and she headed back to said tent to retrieve her tools!"

"While she was gone, apparently her counterpart walked in, a couple of missiles she'd pilfered from a nearby Horde armory under her arms. She set them down on a conveniently-located, if round and cylindrical, table right next to the forge!"

"As the gnome stepped back into the forge after retrieving her tools, there stood her friend, hammering away with great... vigor... on the missiles she'd procured. 'They're disarmed!' the draenei chirped to the gnome, but it was not the small missiles that brought concern..."

"A rather large, heavy, and draenei-death-knight-muscle-powered swing missed the missiles... and hit the surface of the bomb. The gnome's hopes for the thing to be inactive or a dud were... false, to say the least."

"Both gnome and draenei went flying, and were both lucky to have been wearing plate mail! ...The draenei was also lucky to have already been dead, for the blast sent her right into the water, where she promptly sank, and had to trudge out of the water along the bottom of the sea."

"The gnome managed to barely miss the gigantic lumber mill sawblade, but made a nice crater in the floor behind it."

"...And that's how the New Avalon forge got destroyed and the lumber mill floor was damaged!"

The tiny gnome faltered a bit as the druid, Lucinda, was fixating an eye on her accusingly. She continued, the confidence drained significantly from her voice:

"...And I might wish to remind you that neither character is in any way to be confused with myself or Jade! ...In fact, we were both busy that day! ...Golfing, as it were! Yes! Now... ah... I will... be seated now... I know nothing more than that... not their names... or their company... or their appearances... or their current locations..."

Squichi scurried back to her seat rather quickly, twiddling her thumbs amidst the glares of the crowd. The only one laughing appeared to be Wispers as GIR let Hell loose upon another poor critter in the distant trees, forcing it to feel his fearsome fury with fiery destruction.