Extra Moments [Joke Fic]

Inspiration: Guy I'd Kinda Be Into

The performers gathered for practice for the show that Sarah Hadley had organized. Most had been getting along when Taeon, one of the singers for Phoenixfire Productions had pulled the traveling bard, Levv aside.

"I see you getting along with Julia. I'm gonna help you catch her eye. Got it?" The man smirked, leaving the bard confused.

"Ok.. I'm not sure how that will work?" Levv tilted his head to the left.

"She's over in the practice stage. Go talk to her." Taeon pat his head then vanished in an over the top rainbow cloud of smoke.

Julianna waved at Levv and the two sat down as she took a drink. The quiet was uncomfortable when Levv felt a presence near by, but before he could comment Julia began speaking.

[JULIANNA:]
Say there's this person you pass in the hall every day
You've known him since seventh day
You're used to thinking about him in a certain way
From the persona that he displayed

Then something changes, and he changes

From a guy that you'd never be into
Into a guy that you'd kinda be into
From a guy that I'd never be into
Into a guy that I'd kinda be into

Is he worth it?
Levvy?
Is he?

[LEVV:]
Is she talking about me?

[TAEON:]
Of course she is. I've been activating your pheromones. Keep it up

[JULIANNA:]
Say there's this person that you never knew that well

[ENSEMBLE:]
She is totally into you

[JULIANNA:]
You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can tell
He's gone from a

[JULIANNA & ENSEMBLE:]
Guy that you'd never be into
Into a guy that you'd kinda be into
From a guy that I'd never be into
Into a guy that I'd kinda be into

[JULIANNA:]
Is he worth it?
Levvy?

[TAEON& LEVV:]
Absolutely

[JULIANNA:]
I don't always relate to other people my age
Except when I'm on the stage
And there are so many changes that I'm going through
And why am I telling this to you?
Guess there's a part of me that wants to

I guess a part of me wants, who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to talk to you
I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to sit with you
I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to hang with you
I guess a part of me

Back to play rehearsal
I know that it's weird but it's totally true

The guy that I'd kinda be into

[LEVV:]
The guy that you'd kind of be into

[JULIANNA:]
Yeah that

[LEVV & JULIANNA:]
Guy that I'd kinda be into

[JULIANNA:]
Is...
Joe.

The two boys just stared as they slowly pieced together who Joe was... Then it struck...

"The human guard that follows Hadley around?!" Levv's jaw dropped.

"Shh!" Julia covers his mouth.

Levv glanced at Taeon who just vanishes again from sight, the only thing he caught was the guys face turning red.

Husband

Inspiration: Dear Future Husband

The war was coming to a close, most people were celebrating and as such, most were off partying, allowing Charlotte time to just relax without fear of the company breaking something else. Vaul had decided to go meet Charlotte's family and stay the night at her parent's home to get to know them. The dinner had gone alright and the parents seemed to withhold any opinion of the man, but during the night Vaul had been given a small journal that was worn by years of neglect.

"What is this?" Vaul raised an inquiring brow at the father.

Nicholas smirked, "Something you'll need moving forward."

With that the old man went to his room, leaving the confused Vaul in the hall. The confused magi returned to the room to find his lover asleep. Sighing, he lit a candle to set near by as he began to skim over the books contents.

Dear future husband
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buying what you need

You got that nine to five
But so should I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook!

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright.

Vaul stared at the pages before he began to chuckle under his breath, hearing movement he closed the journal and tucked it in his bag before changing to join Char in bed. 

The next day before the two were heading home, he convinced her to follow him out to the lake with no real reason behind it. Charlotte found herself surprised to see he had arranged a blanket and picnic basket for the occassion.

"What's all this?" She tilts her head as she looked at him as he gave her a fresh picked flower.

"Just thought you deserved it." He kissed her forehead.

Her smile lit up but she was still confused by the sudden show.

Later when they returned, Charlotte had left to handle some work at the base. While she was away, Vaul began reading more of the book.

Dear future husband
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night 
After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?

He continued chuckling to himself as he shook his head, why had she written this so long ago? He continued flipping pages.
 
Dear future husband
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine
I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring

At the mention of the ring, he began to ponder and look at his old journals for dates. It had already been several years...

Balance

Inspiration: Mirror's Magic

A curse had befallen Vaul. Charlotte had been sent to another world, with no memory of anything. Their fates intertwined with merely a mirror. Soon their memories would begin mixing and changing with only the mirror holding the truth.


[VAUL]
I shall grant anything that you wish for
So won't you chant for me from the other side of this mirror?
Tonight, "Everything is the magic of opposites"
After all, I'm a magician meant just for you

In a dark room of a locked tower,
The only thing that resounded was my heartbeat
Shunned in contempt and hated out of fear
That is me, a prince loved by misfortune
During a storm, an uninvited guest arrived
It was a young man who smiled as he held a mirror in his hands
"Who's the cause of your misfortune?
Take a look into this magic mirror and see for it yourself"
Reflected in the mirror was a "fortunate girl"
My bewildered heart began to shake in doubt
"But what if it is truth?"
Had the entireness of my happiness
Been stolen awway by that girl?

My heart fell, dyed by hate
"Everything is opposite" on the other side of the mirror
It switched the balance of scales of fate
I came to forget everything

In a bright room of a tower which the sunlight shone upon,
Resounding through it were the voices of a crowd of people
Adored in respect and revered out of love
That is me, a prince loved by fortune
During an awfully sunny afternoon, an uninvited guest arrived
It was a young man who smiled as he held a mirror in his hands
"Who's the reason for your happiness?
Take a look into this magic mirror and see for it yourself"
Reflected in the mirror was an "unfortunate girl"
Why does your smile seem to be gouging out my heart?
"But what if it's the truth?"
Had the entirety of your happiness
Been stolen away by me on that fateful day?

My heart shook, dyed by grief
"Everything is opposite" on the other side of the mirror
The balance scales of fate were destroyed,
Reduced to fragments
By these hands of mine

My past which I should have abanndoned, those "memories of sin"
Why have they returned now, tormenting me so?
I had no other choice except to hate
So why is my heart hurting so much right now?
Reflected in the mirror are the "opposite" us
Is the amount of tears you shed the same as my laughter?
If "my happiness"
Leads to your curse,
Just what should I do to save you
Just what should I do to save you
"That's right.."
I shall...

Grant anything that you wish for
So won't you chant for me from the other side of this mirror?
Tonight, "Everything is the magic of opposites"
After all, I'm a magician meant just for you
I have already granted everything you ever wished for?
Then the magic of the mirror will end here
The palm of your fading hand met with mine
"I guess this is farewell" I said as I laughed
Will you be crying on the other side of this mirror?
It sure would be nice..
If I could see you again someday.

Just Gold

Inspiration: Just Gold (Duet)

Charlotte held a tight grip over the Brotherhood. Vaul being her shadow king while she was center stage. There was only one person who stood in their way of full control and they decided it was time to do something. Collecting the Draenei, they prepared a spell of domination to ensure total control.

[BOTH]
Time for the main attraction
The story must be told
Time for a chain reaction
It never gets old
Some guys get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some guys are just distractions
Some guys are just gold

[VAUL]
I'm not the bad guy

[CHARLOTTE]
I'm just a bit surprising

[VAUL]It's not worth losing sleep

[BOTH]
It's not worth analyzing

[VAUL]
There was a time
Not so long ago at all

[CHARLOTTE]
I was just like you

[BOTH]
Can you hear my call?
Now I'm popping in
Over here, over there
I'll be checking in
But you'll never be aware
In the beginning I kept a keen eye
On the state of affairs with the new guy

Now I got a new gig
(Let me know if ya dig)
Ain't going home so I better go big

[CHARLOTTE]
Just gotta glance at Cam 2B

[VAUL]
Then you get a little surprise

[BOTH]
IT'S ME

You may say that I'm breaking your mind
In my opinion you're much too kind

Time for the main attraction
The story must be told
Time for a chain reaction
It never gets old
Some guys get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some guys are just distractions
Some guys are just gold

[CHARLOTTE]
You did a good job

[VAUL]
Watching those little scenes

[BOTH]
It warms my minions and colleagues
To hear some fresh screams

[VAUL]
But don't get me wrong

[CHARLOTTE]
You were very brave

[BOTH]
When faced with friendly singing animals
You never caved

[CHARLOTTE]
I'm finished training, done explaining

[BOTH]
No more facts are left remaining

[VAUL]
Now you know the gist of it

[CHARLOTTE]
You're a perfect fit

[BOTH]
I don't want to hear no more complaining

[CHARLOTTE]
I'm passing down this Golden opportunity

[VAUL]
Eternal graveyard immunity

[BOTH]
Take it with pride and enjoy the ride
You'll forever be a part of this community

You may say that it's all in your mind
But in the end, I think that you will find

[VAUL]
You are the main attraction

[CHARLOTTE]
Your story must be told

[VAUL]
You are a chain reaction
That never gets old

[BOTH]
Some guys get satisfaction
Breaking the mold

[VAUL]
Some guys are just distractions

[CHARLOTTE]
Some guys are just gold

You are the main attraction
Your story must be told
You are a chain reaction
That never gets old
Some guys get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some guys are just distractions
Some guys are just gold

Why She's Bad

Inspiration: No Good Deed

After Vaul was slain and Ogrimskar freed, many accused Charlotte of having been apart of the coup due to her affiliation with the now dead lord. She was sentenced to be cut down as assurance from the rabbles of the crowds, but before she could be killed, she allowed her wrath to finally be unleashed. Tears streaming down her face as the bracelet fell from her wrist and the ground shook and opened wide, arcane whisps flowing out and lashing at everything before she disappeared.

She found herself landing in the snow outside the destroyed lab. Tears streaking down her face as she pushed herself up, gripping her bare arms as the howling winds of Icecrown rushed around her. Her hands burned with arcane wounds, pulsing from the overpower but she pushed through, shoving debris out of her way. Chanting to herself as things moved at her command, she felt Vaul's soul pulsing far away, and she would find it. She stepped over the body of dead demons before coming to a door that not even the council of magi could open.

She placed her hand over the vault, "They didn't believe me because of you." She clenched her fist against the metal door. "Was I ever really good though... Was it just the attention I desired? Is that what you made me?"

She heard whispers of the souls that lingered, she could sense the ley lines weaving near by, someone was coming. She focused the souls into her spell.

"I will take what is mine." She growled as she felt the souls rip through the metal, opening a way for her to storm in and grab the soul gem.

She held it to her heart, "If they won't accept me, then I will return those who did."

"Charlotte!" Aayan's voice rang out. "We know you're here. Don't run from us! We want to help!"

"No. You'll only be caught in this too." She told herself, tears freezing to her cheeks as her gaze became determination.

"Let all of Azeroth agree, I'm wicked through and through." She then called upon the spirits to inhabit constructs of snow and arcane.

"CHARLOTTE!" Aayan shouts as he sees her, only to be blocked by the guardians.

Once the guardians were cut through, all that was left was ruins.

Charlotte was gone.

Staring at her old home, she moved to slowly wander in. No one knew of its location in Silverpine and none dared wander near due to the feral worgs and worgen that still wandered the area. Even more so the undead that still fought for control of the area. She set the stone on a table and stared at it.

"Why... Why did you do this.." Her voice was weak as she slumped to her knees. "Why did you betray everyone... Betray me.. I was your pupil.. and yet you used my trust to trap others. Was I just a pawn?"

She clenched her fists against her knees, giving small hics as she tried to stiffle sobs.

"Even if I returned, the masses would have me hung. They'd kill everyone else that wants to help me." She slammed her fist on the ground, "You've killed us all!"

She covered her mouth with a bleeding hand, still suppressing sobs, "I must become the new enemy they despise.. Or else the others will die."

The soulstone pulsed, "Then conquer them."

Her eyes glowed a mixture of arcane and soul magic, frozen tears now burning. "I'll save them.. even if I have to become what they hate."

Voices

Inspiration: Voices In My Head

[OGRIMSKAR]
You gotta buy her a rose
Compliment her on her clothes

[AAYAN]
Say you appreciate that she's smart

[RICKLEM]
Nah, man, you tell her that she
Excites you sexually

[OG, AAYAN, AND RICK]
And that's the way you get
To her heart
Trust me, I know
How it's gonna go
Listen and oh!

[MATTHEAS]
And there are voices in my ear
I guess these never disappear
I'll let 'em squeal and I will deal
And make up my own mind
Might still have voices in my head
But now, they're just the normal kind
Voices in my head, but now they're
The normal kind!


[DANNA]
Just summon strength from within

[CHARLOTTE]
Don't get hung up on your skin!

[IZANAMIE]
She prob'bly thinks
That tendrils are hot!

[KHADOREK]
I'll throw you a rope, home slice
If you need some dope advice

[KHAD, IZA, CHAR, AND DANNA]
Now march on over
And give her a shot
Buddy, you'll see
It'll go perfectly
If you listen to me, me, me!

[MATT]
And all there are voices all around
And you can never mute the sound
They scream and shout
I tune 'em out
And make up my own mind
Might still have voices in my head
But now, they're just the normal kind
Voices in my head, but now they're
The normal kind!

[TALI, spoken]
I still remember how it felt...
It's embarrassing to find out, deep down I just want things to be easy

[MATT, spoken]
Yeah... but who wants things to be hard? ...
Look, I almost destroyed the guild... maybe all of human civilization...
I know that the last thing I deserve is another shot, but, um-

[TALI, spoken]
Just say what's on your mind, Mattheas

[MATT, spoken]
Lunch? Just the two of us?

[TALI]
And any voices in our heads?

[MATT]
There might be voices in our heads
But I swear, the voices there
Will be the regular kind

[TALI]
Me and the voices in my head
Have made up our collective mind

[MATT]
What do they say we should do?

[TALI]
I think that all of us want
To go out with you

[ALL]
And there are voices in my head
So many voices in my head
And they can yell and hurt like hell
But I know I'll be fine

[MATT]
Still have

[ALL]
Voices in my head

[MATT]
Yeah, there are

[ALL]
Voices in my head

[MATT]
Of the voices in my head
The loudest one is mine!

[VAUL]
Matty...

[MATT]
Loudest one is mine!

[VAUL]
You can't get rid of me that easily!--

[MATT]
Loudest one is mine!

[VAUL]
Matheas...

[ENSEMBLE]
Na nananana nanana na nana na
Na nananana nanana na nana na
Na nananana nanana na nana na

[MATT]
Let's go!

[TALI]
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, let's go!

[MATT]
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, let's go!

[ALL]
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, let's go!
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, let's go!
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, let's go!
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, let's
Go!

Dear Child of Mine

Inspiration: Dear Theodosia

Alex smiled as he held his son in his arm, eyes lighting up at the pudgy cheeks of the baby. A few rooms over, Peter was holding his wife and their daughter, kissing the woman's forehead. As the weeks went on, the young adults all joke and smile. For a moment there is a time of peace.

[PETER]
Dear Irezi, what to say to you?
You have my eyes. You have your mother’s genes
When you came into the world, you cried and it broke my heart
I’m dedicating every day to you
Domestic life was never quite my style
When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart
You will come of age with our young nation
We’ll bleed and fight for you, we’ll make it right for you
If we lay a strong enough foundation
We’ll pass it on to you, we’ll give the world to you
And you’ll blow us all away…
Someday, someday
Yeah, you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday

[ALEX]
Oh Jackie, when you smile I am undone
My son
Look at my son. Pride is not the word I’m looking for
There is so much more inside me now
Oh Philip, you outshine the morning sun
My son
When you smile, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart
My father wasn’t around

[PETER]
My father wasn’t around

[ALEX & PETER]
I swear that
I’ll be around for you (I’ll be around for you)

[ALEX]
I’ll do whatever it takes

[PETER]
I’ll make a million mistakes

[PETER/ALEX]
I’ll make the world safe and sound for you…
…will come of age with our young nation
We’ll bleed and fight for you, we’ll make it right for you

If we lay a strong enough foundation
We’ll pass it on to you, we’ll give the world to you
And you’ll blow us all away...
Someday, someday
Yeah, you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday